We must all conform to our gender rolls.

Yes Sasan, that was Susan today.

Yes Sasan, she was in her proper state of mind

Yes Sasan, it was very scary

Yes Sasan, we all know for a fact Susan is a girl

Yes Sasan, She was wearing a skirt

Yes Sasan, she wasn’t wearing unisex shoes

Yes Sasan, she needs help for her normalness

Oliver Cromwell: the Unique Leader

This is for "people" who are reading this that shouldn't.

:hint hint: <--more of susan's subtle hinting

:starts singing:
You don't really know who we are
We don't really care who you are
Why do you insist on reading
About lives that are depleating
Sasans a sexy kid
He's up to the highest bid!
And thats why we want you to go away
Away to a place thats far away.

:stands for a round of applause for the audience:

Lang Lang Loves You

Um... finale concert. Fun yes?

There, it is gone... never to be resurected. I'm sorry I am a horrible bitch... I should be whipped.

Also... Alexis is SUPER pissed off at andy for talking to jaci. I don't know the whole story so i'll let -------->CAISA<---------do it.... :hint hint:

A little bit farther

Well, Seeing as this is the first real entry for my loverly twin Sasan, I shall make it brief.

KELLEY VS. LISAANDEMIKA(only counted as on entity because there is no real defining line between them.)

This is all taken from dear Kelley's Xanga because I don't feel like typing it all out and I don't think I could do it justice plus with the same emotion.

Kelley-
i am so utterly frustrated adn confused with my life today. ot only does school suck more than usual(who knew that was poss?), but i have to go be a hermit with my fam rather than baing with aarron. as if that wasn't enough, certain ppl felt the need to exclude me unecessarily and i feel very.... out of focus... very out in general, in fact:
- out of the loop
-out of energy(tired from last night, lol
-out of patience with certain ppl's bs
-out of control of my life
- out of the intelligence i so desperately need
-out of shape...bleh
- broken out... double bleh

ugh.....
so yeah, to certain ppl who know who they are: don't think i don't know. i'm not stupid. however,i am hurt- you've insulted both my intelligence and my value as a person in doing this. i know you've been angry, but this is stupid and ridiculous. you're better than this- or at least i thought you were. if you're angry with me or upset with me just TELL ME OUTRIGHT GODDAMMIT. i can't take this quiet discontent any longer- it's like i'm constantly waiting for you to blow up at me, the never-ending quiet before the storm. your doing this is gradually driving me fucking MAD.... but perhaps that is your intention. let me know.

Emika-

"don't think i don't know. i'm not stupid." Ok first and foremost, i'm not stupid either. Dont think that I didn't know you had tried to do this exact same flipping thing to me with lisa. You wanted to go to Amigos with her during lunch and you told her this over the phone. You claim that you "know me so well" all the time but you seem to have not picked up that i am not obvlivious when it comes to this kind of thing. you of all people should know that i would have found out anyway. So, if you could try to be a little less hypocritical that would be grand.

About the whole "dont think that i don't know" issue, well i dont. i know you know and i knew that you would find out. But why the hell should i feel guilty about spending time with lisa. OMG. and besides even if I had told you outright in the locker room you would have thrown a fit. you'd have made that stupid outraged face that you get and done your whole "poor ol' me, i'm such a victim to fate and the world, nothing bad that happens to me is my fault" routine and blown up the situation way more than necessary. this would have caused Lisa, who has a heart, to have felt guilty the entire time and prevented her from having any fun. which would have prevented me from enjoying it either. I cant believe you of all ppl can't handle, OMG lisa and i hanging out together.

And lastly, its not like lunch would have been any different for you anyway. We rarely talk or come in contact during lunch as lisa and I are too busy having our psycho game-fests anyway. Thus, normally you just sit there and flirt with mark and adam the whole lunch period. Oh, whoops im sorry you dont flirt, you "talk to" them. Hmmm your version of "talking to" sure involves a lot of touching and sexual innuendos doesn't it? Maybe someday i'll "talk to" schurevich and see if you are okay with that. The only difference that was made by lisa and i not being there during lunch is it was probably a bit quieter. NOTHING else. so please get over it and try to be able to handle the fact that your friends have the right to hang out together.

Now i've noticed whenever you are mad at someone, this is where you would normally have put "have a nice life" but since i am not fake i'm going to be honest. dont have a nice day and goodbye.

Lisa-
SPUTTER SPUTTER.....YEAAAAAAAAAAH!

Kelley-
emika- the distinct difference between lisa and i going for lunch and you two going for lunch is thus: me and lisa were never serious about going. at least i wasn't. additionally, i don't exclude you on a regular basis, like you two do endlessly each day. this is just one of the more obvious times. i can accept that you like each other more(i'm not that vain), however your need to point this out by ignoring me, running away from me, etc. is downright cruel. lunch without you was incredibly different... while i usually sit there, commenting on your activites and being mildly bored, without you there i was forced into a 20 minute discussion of paintballing and bowling with a bunch of boys and susan(who rarely talks, as we all know). yeah... thanks.

and i don't flirt with them.... actually this comment makes me kind of sad for you- that, having a lack of legitimate arguments, you would revert to low blows and lies. true, i do say things that aren't always super appropriate(for like church...or like, lisas parents), but thats just me being myself... i'm not at all interested in either one of them(perfectly happy in my relationship with shurevich, thank you very little) in any way other than friends.

yeah, we always tease lisa about her alleged slowness, but maybe you're the idipt if you can't catch that the "have a nice life" bit is loaded with sarcasm and contempt. btw, do that. have an overjoyous life, and i hope horn brutally rejects you.

lisa... way to be a doormat who lets emika represent you both. classic.

to the rest of you, i genuinally say: have a nice day

Lisa-
wow...i dont understand where the "doormat" comment comes from...you really like to piss people off dont ya "hon"?

Kelley-
i explained this to you on aim, but you left before i felt closure in our conversation. i don't especially enjoy pissing off my friends, however when i feel angry and attacked i tend to say my feelings, unlike you "dear"(side note, i adore using sarcastic endearing references as a part of argumentation). you see, i value honesty over (false) diplomacy- but then, maybe you don't. that is why, depsite all of her falsities that she feels the need to state(for whatever reason, perhaps i misjudged her intentions(though i am doubtful)), i prefer arguing with emika to arguing with you. you always some how tie it back to how i think youre insecure about your weight or some bs unrelated thing like that. (btw, while i think youre insecure, i also find your insecurities to be unfounded(i.e. youre freakin NOT fat))...

while not usually a doormat in ordinary conversation, when the two of you are attacked, she basically speaks for you both as though you are one entity... making her very aggressive, and you a doormat... i am not saying you don't have your own opinions(god, do i know that you do), but you often let the fact that your and emika's opinions have commonalities drive her to totally represent you both. while you and emika have similar opinions on certain issues and are(as you so proudly claim) 'twins', you are seperate individuals. i personally believe that if you let anyone but you represent yourself, you will be misrepresented(as two different people can not share all aspects and thus will not respond(literally and figuratively) to all things in the same manner).... but perhaps that is again where you and i differ. hmmm, i wonder if you and emika share your same-twin opinion on this matter? do tell, i'm simply dying to know(do me a favor and don't say something wretchedly cliche in response to this, like "i hope you DO die from this")