Merry Christmas ya'll

This is because Sasan, my dear and lovely twin, is always so behind in whats going on in the world.

SA: Hey guys did you know kelley and nick broke up?
US: Yeah, like three weeks ago...
SA: Really?
US: Yeah, he and susan are going out

SA: Did you know Emika likes Russnoggle?
US: Not any more, she told him and he rejected her

SA: Did you know that the thing we were out for was a bomb threat?
US: Yeah, like 6 periods ago

SA: Did you know kelley's going out with an 18 year old?
US: Sasan... stay on top of things....

There are many other occasions, but I can't think of any right now...

Cheers to Sasan!